May 2012
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
nintendoggystyle:
nobody calls me maybe
lucy-vanpelt:
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
kkatkkrap:
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
Watch
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
“Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...”
– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator (via sugarbooty)
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
catacosmic:
mamaroshi:
damonismywhore:
buryth3casti3l:
dysenterygay:
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
i burst out laughing omfg
hOW DOES THAT HAPPEN.….
KJDFK
codpieceappreciationblog:
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
majss:
i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
gh3tt0fabul0us:
EA GAMES
challenge everything
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
thedarklawyer:
70s music was so much better and...
thedarklawyer:
70s music was so much better and...
hungergay:
I have a really comfortable mutual follow going on with some of you where we don’t talk a whole lot but it’s just really nice and I like seeing you on my dash and if you ever unfollow me I would be unjustifiably sad
guccimom:
it just sucks because i suffer from 80hd but i’m also lack toast and tolerant
snoopdeer:
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
phone: *rings*
me: no
