chickentatum: the we-haven’t-spoken-in-8-months-but-i-need-the-math-homework text of shame
too-stoned-to-remember: Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep I was dreaming people were dying
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
fuckyeahricksantorum: mitt romney sings baby
A haiku about getting out of bed
thediamondsinlucyssky: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
if your head isn’t in the game where is it
winterrose145: bollockingwankshite: Good gravy how late does Glee club run? dead.
johannagayson: alspancakes: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free We should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love