wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
e-loquent: i-ncandescent: HAHAHAHA SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA.
k-with-an-eight: shy porcupine: oh my god