|—||someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)|
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
The speed of fast
Don’t even talk to me unless you have this haircut
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
how is this not illegal