textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
(via coldpotato)
Source: urietarded
Originally from hampire
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
Source: l-y-f-d-l
Originally from not broke, just bent
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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Source: zackisontumblr
Originally from The Suite Life of Zack, NOT Cody.
Game of Thrones in 10 seconds
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- 2,230 plays
Source: wanderinginwonders
Originally from Snow Wind and Sea
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Source: themissingavenger
Originally from still not sorry for party rocking
(via gleeful-cankerblossom)
Source: tastefullyoffensive
Originally from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr
Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
(via femmert15)
Source: bartonesque
Originally from budapest? more like bootypest.
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
Source: eatingpains
Originally from oh but fleur you foolish girl
