theonion:

New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.

Annie Clark  (via laurenraelle)

i have always said this and i didn’t know other people agreed

(via rl-y)

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

katara:

i wonder if the kids that smelled bad in high school still smell bad

audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale

anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

evangelidong:

alright marie lets cut this alien sumbitch open

evangelidong:

alright marie lets cut this alien sumbitch open

goteamjosh:

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers while I pet Stark.

bitchcoven:

this video shaped me into the person that I am today.

weloveshortvideos:

The amount of effort I put in when I hear drunk in love

Vine by beautifullmiaa

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

inspirational